Nostalgia alert: I used to order a large bag of these to snack on during drive-in movies with my dad. Yet, you must keep in mind that these hours may vary from one restaurant to another. Is there such a thing as too much starch? But that’s not really how we interact with spice in 2016. So next time you have an STD, maybe give this guy a test drive. Technically a dinner “dessert” that was available before 11 a.m., these are fried wheat flour and cornmeal twists dusted in cinnamon and sugar. Verdict: BUY (forgive me, Deity of Dentists). Spicy Potato Soft Taco: By far the hottest item on the entire menu. They're such a personal menu item, and chain-restaurant breakfast is such an impersonal thing — but that makes having tasty spuds extra important. Sodium: 270mg. But what happens when those evenings creep into the early morning? The tomatoes from the pico didn't do very well as a main character in the dish, either. The Irvine-based fast-food chain recently launched four new items, including breakfast soft tacos, a … My only real gripe was there wasn't as much cheese as I wanted, but that could be said of literally anything that's edible and even a few things that aren't. The stronger move is the Cool Ranch Locos, where the buttermilk tang holds its own against the spiced meat, yet allows for the industrial corn flavor to express itself with clarity. Calories: 380. This is one of the most complete items on the menu — but since it (thankfully) appears in many of the other dishes, I didn't rank it higher. It’s as if Taco Bell has repackaged Spain’s famed patas bravas for an American Tex-Mex audience. Taco Bell stuffs eggs and bacon into a folded biscuit: Think of it as an effort to capitalize on the traditional Chinese steamed bun, made globally popular by the Momofuku folks. Like a grilled breakfast burrito, but with twice as many eggs — which is a good thing unless you’re an alektorophobic, as the Taco Bell website suggests (and is the first time in the history of the world a fast-food chain has taught anyone a new word). This hash brown toasted breakfast burrito with sausage was my favorite menu item. Sodium: 1160mg. Subscribe to our daily newsletter to get more of it. Here's taco bell's breakfast menu, ranked from worst to best. None add any depth of flavor; if they incurred an additional charge, you wouldn’t buy them. Let's be honest, the egg doesn't taste like much, but that's OK. Here's my guide on what to get, and what to avoid. As you can actually see, Taco Bell focuses on serving Mexican and Mexican-like meals to its customers. Fat: 14g. out of luck as somebody who likes theirs medium-rare. Hardcore Doritos fans will note, however, that the nacho cheese Locos is markedly less zesty than the namesake snack chip; it also lacks the namesake “dust” that collects on the corners of one’s lips when consumed from a bag. This bowl, which consists of potatoes, egg, pico de gallo, and nacho cheese sauce, simply didn't impress. However, we recommend you to consult the restaurant workers before ordering anything. A.M. Crunchwrap (Country, Sausage or Bacon), Biscuit Taco (Sausage, Cheese & Egg or Egg, Bacon & Cheese), Biscuit Taco (Cheese & Egg or Cheese & Sausage), Grilled Breakfast Burrito (Country, Bacon or Sausage), A.M. Crunchwrap (Bacon, Sausage or Country), Biscuit Taco (Bacon, Egg & Cheese or Sausage, Egg & Cheese), Biscuit Taco (Egg & Cheese or Sausage & Cheese), Doritos Locos Taco (Nacho Cheese; Regular), Doritos Locos Taco (Nacho Cheese; Supreme), 2 Chalupas Supreme (Beef), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, 2 Chalupas Supreme (Chicken), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, 2 Chalupas Supreme (Steak), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, 3 Doritos Locos Tacos (Regular) and Large Drink, 3 Doritos Locos Tacos (Supreme) and Large Drink, 3 Tacos Supreme (Crunchy) and Large Drink, Burrito Supreme, Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, Cheesy Gordita Crunch, 2 Crunchy Tacos, and Large Drink, Crunchwrap Supreme, Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, Mexican Pizza, 2 Crunchy Taco Supreme, and Large Drink, Nacho Bellgrande, Crunchy Taco Supreme, and Large Drink, Quesadilla (Chicken), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, Quesadilla (Steak), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, Smothered Burrito (Beef), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito (Beef), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito (Chicken), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito (Steak), Crunchy Taco, and Large Drink, Crunchwrap Slider (BLT, Beefy Cheddar,  Spicy Beefy Nachos or Sriracha Chicken), Crunchwrap Slider Big Box (Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco, Crunchwrap Slider, Crunchy Taco & Medium Drink), Grande Meal (Any Combination of 10 Crunchy or Bean Burritos & Soft Tacos), Quesarito Big Box (Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco, Quesarito, Crunchy Taco & Medium Drink), Supreme Variety Pack (6 Supreme Tacos & 6 Doritos Tacos), Freeze Large (Starburst Cherry, Starburst Strawberry, or Mtn Dew® Baja Blast), Freeze Regular (Starburst Cherry, Starburst Strawberry, or Mtn Dew® Baja Blast).