"Jeans Guy" is our new favorite character. 'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+'://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js';fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document, 'script', 'twitter-wjs'); I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. I’d say, ‘Peanut. And when you want to add to your movie collection, start with these 37 Movies Every Man Over 40 Should Be Able to Quote. This is the War Room! Flying prosthetic legs! I’m just kidding. ", "We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.". The original list doesn't include any quotes from after 2002. Rules: Come up with a line for the scene, which is out of context. 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This is bowling. Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Whether it’s drama, action or comedy, this collection of famous quotes from movies can be appreciated by any lover of cinema. "Be ashamed, Robert De Niro, be deeply ashamed. -Megan (Melissa McCarthy) to Annie (Kristen Wiig) after meeting a tall man at a party. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. No. Every movie has a quote that stays with you. ", "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. -Elise (Goldie Hawn) to Dr. Morris Packman (Rob Reiner) when he denies her more fillers. -JD (Christian Slater) to Veronica (Winona Ryder) after picking her up from a bad date. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. ", © 2020 Galvanized Media. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.”, Miranda Priestly: “Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? A little humor goes a long way in marriage. Mauricio: “She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”, Jerry: “Don’t analyze me, Phyllis, okay? -Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) to Mugatu (Will Ferrell) upon seeing a scale model of the literacy center named after him. Phyllis: “No, you have the only brain with three ids.”, Dory: “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. -Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) to Nora (Lupe Ontiveros) after she asks him to walk an injured neighbor's dog. 1 year ago. ", "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. There are FOUR regular contests for you to choose from. Try your hand at our Top 100 Movie Quotes Quiz. Funny quotes for all. ", "Our love is god. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. // ]]> ©1999-2020 HOLLYWOOD.COM, LLC. ", "It's not the years, honey. And don't call me Shirley. One of the most popular genres of image memes is the movie quote over a screen cap in which the movie quote is being delivered. Stay within the RPO reddit rules as well. Can’t have a bunch of old pregnant b**ches running around. ", "The plot thickens, as they say. The Honorable Mentions. Derek Zoolander: “If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. I’m sorry for cursing.”, Edith: “What about my dreams?” All Rights Reserved. Find out if one of your favorites made the list in our roundup of these famous, clever & memorable film quotes. Laughter is the best medicine, but Twitter's a close second. That’s crazy, I’m only allowed to let in five percent black people. I don't like you anymore. Actually make it Office Max — I have my eye on a label maker. ", "Human sacrifice! -King Jaffe Joffer (James Earl Jones), to his son, Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy), on life's greatest lessons. Mass Hysteria! Let's go get a slushie. So I gotta hope there’s a black midget in the crowd.”, Alan: “You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. Is it a soup metaphor? ", "I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. -Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) as he escapes a hallucination in which he's surrounded by versions of himself. [CDATA[ -Biff (Thomas F. Wilson) to George McFly (Crispin Glover) in the diner. We asked you to remix some of your favorite movie quotes with moments that would be uniquely inappropriate. To pay tribute to the ones that make us laugh the loudest, below are 21 of the funniest movie quotes of the 21st century. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. -Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) to Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) on how he's aged. And for more movie fun, check out The 30 Funniest Movie Lines of All Time! Schmidt: [Whispering] “You have the right to an attorney.” Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Copyright ©2005-2020. The weirder they are, the more we love them. -Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) dismissing Ted Striker (Robert Hays) after he says, "Surely, you can't be serious.". She’d say, ‘Would you stop naming nuts!’ And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn’t talk, but he’d go ‘rrrawr rrawr’ and that sounded like ‘macadamia nut.’ Pine nut, which is a nut, but it’s also the name of a town. 15. You got knocked up.”, Seth: “I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. -Royal Tenenbaums (Gene Hackman) to Ari (Grant Rosenmeyer) and Uzi (Jonah Meyerson) after he's been banned from seeing his family. My brain doesn’t fit the usual id-ego-superego model!” Watching films can be a thrilling experience that makes you cry, smile, relax, and even help you become aware of your fears. Surgically implanted Bluetooth! Stay within the RPO reddit rules as well. -Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) to Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) after he utters "inconceivable" one too many times. -Monsieur Gustave (Ralph Fiennes) to Zero (Tony Revolori) as they investigate a series of mysterious happenings in and around the hotel. So tonight, I make a toast!”, Mrs. Kroeger: “You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”, White Goodman: “There’s no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. -Evan (Michael Cera) to Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) on his choice of name on his fake I.D. We did not have sex. Cracked is published by Literally media Ltd.. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke — no offense — it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bulls**t — and I’m sorry. Why, by the way? There’s three weeks left of school, give me a f**king break! That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. Besides the entertainment value they bring, movies also help […] Whether you’re looking for funny quotes just for a laugh, to give a toast, or to lighten the mood at a public speaking event, you’ve come to the right place.