Honestly, Celeste is so bad, it's almost painful to write about. Don't even front like your crust is superior to one with real dough. The sauce is pretty mediocre and the crust leaves something to be desired and seems very mass produced. Imagine what you would have in front of you if you sent your 7-year-old into the kitchen to try and whip up a pizza from scratch with the ingredients you have on hand. No offense to Mama Celeste, we're sure she was a very nice lady, but these pizzas definitely need an overhaul. If this is what "100 percent real cheese" tastes like, bring on the fake stuff. It tastes exactly like what you picture a frozen pizza to taste like, sort of boring and predictable. Without further ado, here are some of the most popular frozen pizza brands, ranked from the very best to the ultimate worst. Oh, and here's a life hack you can thank us for later: Add some garlic powder to Newman's Own Uncured Pepperoni Thin & Crusty Pizza and it will change your life. Merch Frozen Pies Contact Us Barstool Pizza Review In-Store Menu. There are also plenty of gluten-free options that would please even the snobbiest of pizza connoisseurs. If you want to have fond memories of your middle school sleepovers, fine, get yourself some Totino's Pizza Rolls. But please don't forget to turn off the oven. If you are gluten-free, fine, but we all know you're making some sacrifices in the pizza department. What's the secret? Barstool Pizza Review - Good Pizza (Philadelphia, PA) Bonus Donut Review. If you are a full grown adult and still find Totino's appetizing, we are saddened to hear how few pizzas you have tried in your lifetime. From dining out at the best pizza places in the country to a humble frozen pie — a perfect backup dinner to have in the freezer just in case — pizza has always got you covered. The crust is decent, with a dusting of flour on the bottom, which somehow makes it seem more official, but after a lot of fanfare, we expected a lot more from the low cost grocery chain. While the crust is very good, it's very, very heavy on the bread. It gives you high hopes because in appearance it resembles Chuck E. Cheese pizza but it doesn't deliver on taste across the board (in this case, "across the board" is the big three — sauce, cheese and crust). It definitely has a canned quality to it. Who wants to mess with a cardboard box when they're hungry for pizza? If Olive Garden was on a pizza, it would be Signature Select, which is to Safeway what Kirkland Signature is to Costco (it's their in-house brand, yo). All rights reserved. It didn't even deserve that really cheesy rhyme. And the sauce has an overly distinct marinara vibe. Is it the pepperoni? Again, this one isn't a terrible pizza but it's not necessarily the bread, sauce, and cheese that dreams are made of. Check out the taste-test results and find some new favorite frozen pizzas. Tombstone is a frozen pizza icon and rightfully so. They've even got frozen pizzas with crust made of chicken now (needless to say, it didn't make the cut for this list — we're only talking about real pizza here). Opening November 28 on 229 Market Street in Philadelphia $ 12 The Angelo Pizza. The sauce is WAY too sweet and there's too much of it. In terms of all-star ingredients, the mozzarella and basil on Amy's Margherita Pizza in particular are a real showstopper. Their existence proves what we all secretly know — vegans really, really miss being able to pound a meat lover's supreme pizza every now and then. The Celeste "pizza for one" is like a giant Bagel Bite that really lost its way. Remember the late 1990s/early 2000s when California Pizza Kitchen was the It-Girl of pizzerias? My how the mighty have fallen. The fact that Home Run Inn pizza has very few ingredients makes you realize why there might be a reason for more ingredients. Frozen Pies Contact Us Barstool Pizza Review ... Open Menu Close Menu. El Presidente. Frozen pizza is getting more popular, too, as more millennials are drawn to convenience. They've been around for as long as we can remember, and are a solid option if you need that frozen pizza down your gullet so quick, you're willing to microwave it. The doughy crust reminds you of a crusty loaf of sourdough bread and offers just the right amount of thickness on the edge. Pizza Reviews. The cheese has a bit of a distinct stench to it, but not in the good stinky cheese kind of way. It was underwhelming. Tune Into FOX at 6pm for The Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte Motor Speedway . That’s not his type of pizza, even though their square pie is the greatest thing I’ve ever tasted, I went there a few weeks ago. It almost tasted gluten-free... but it wasn't. Oh, it's "not delivery" alright. Aside from the fact that the pie has the slight stench of feet prior to cooking, the real problem lies in the crust. $ 12 $ 10 We're really sick of Red Baron getting a bad rap. The cheese is pretty standard. Barstool Pizza Review - Randazzo's Pizzeria (Philadelphia, PA) Presented By Slice. Barstool Pizza Review - Campus Corner (Villanova, PA) 2. Buy a single serving personal pizza or face the consequences.) The Screamin' Sicilian frozen pizza is one of those ones that you really want to be good because the box is so intriguing (mad props to their marketing guy/gal/team) but it's nothing to scream home about. Barstool Pizza Review - Anthony's Pizza VI (Charles Town, WV) Bonus 2nd Review of Brothers... AppAdvertising InquiriesTerms of UsePrivacy PolicyContent PolicyBest Sports Betting SiteSubscription Terms. The only thing better than pizza is fresh baked bread, so give us a pizza that smells like fresh baked bread and our heads will explode. Everyone dreamed of trekking to California to enjoy the elusive, creatively topped pies, which is ironic since The Golden State is much more well known for its juice bars than its pizza joints. Everyone has their favorite and new ones seem to crop up all the time. If you aren't in an area with Safeway or other affiliated grocery chains that carry the Signature Select brand, you might be missing out, unless you strongly prefer a thin crust pizza. Overall, we are just disappointed in this one, which puts up a good front by claiming Chicago roots. Barstool Pizza Review - Randazzo's Pizzeria (Philadelphia, PA) Presented By Slice. The Classic Crust is thin and buttery, and the precision with which the cheese is sprinkled should be considered pizza art. We decided it's high time there is a definite ranking acknowledging the gold stars and the no stars among all the infamous freezer section cheese pies. 1. While we can't speak for every type of frozen pie TJ's offers, a sampling of its staple plain cheese leaves us wanting (better pizza). The bread and sauce are excessive, but you know what's not? 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The main factors to consider are the big three: sauce, crust and cheese — after all, those are undoubtedly the three main elements that come together to create the frozen pizza trifecta of perfection when done right. Everyone in the household (or house party) can have their bread with tomato sauce and cheese needs met accordingly. Don't like thin crust? The sauce and pepperoni all score high on the delish-o-meter and the cheese does not disappoint or overwhelm.